The Five Times It’s Okay to Wear a Mock Turtleneck
- Caitlin Ganswindt
Jack-o’-lanterns have been put to the curb. You’re stocking up on various sundries to fill your cornucopia. There’s a chill in the air.
With hats, gloves and cable knits at the ready, some—obviously, not you, dear reader—may even be tempted to don the dreaded mock turtleneck.
Because there are only five times you should wear a mock turtleneck (and yes, running a certain fruit-centric computer company is one of them).
Herewith, the definitive occasions:
Your name is Tilda Swinton or it’s the year 2137 (same difference):
You’re a puppeteer in an off-off-Broadway rock opera:
With great skillful skill and with great speedy speed, you’ve chopped down a Truffula and knitted a Thneed:
You’re on the 1890 Navy football roster:
You just Think Different: