Slings and Arrows
Some are born with accessories, some acquire accessories, and some have accessories thrust upon them.
Mr. Craig may not have been thinking of spicing up his tuxedo when he injured himself, but it couldn’t have worked out better. It may throw his bowtie a bit off-center, but it was well worth it.
With the Oscars just five months off, it may be time for George Clooney to start planning a discreet but manly boating accident.