Mickey’s Face, Madoff’s Escape, and Sam’s Curtain Call

Face Off: We’ve been waiting for someone to explain what the hell happened to Mickey Rourke’s face. And finally, someone has. [Vulture]
There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand: Arrested Development comes to life with the Bernard Madoff scandal. Watch out for loose seals. [Gawker]
Horn of Plenty: The discreet charms of the shoe horn. [A Suitable Wardrobe]
Fare The Well: Actor Sam Bottoms, best known as the surfer in Apocalypse Now, has passed on. [Take Part]
—R.B.