Is Steve Wozniak a PC?
A couple days ago, the online gadget guide Gizmodo posted
and masturbated to a photo of the contents of Steve Wozniak’s travel backpack. In the photo (taken and annotated by The Woz himself), an iSimCity of redundant -pads, -phones, -books, -pods and so on is neatly nestled together, row after row, much like Sol Rosenberg’s shoes and glasses (so he has them). The photo, while farcically lame, is not grounds for labeling Woz a PC—we imagine Justin Long travels with a comparable load.
Here is what we don’t imagine Justin Long traveling with...
From Mr. Wozniak’s email to Gizmodo:
Some people ask how heavy my backpack is. There are a lot more things in my backpack including
• the AirPort Express and MacBook Pro 85W magsafe adapter, which are out of sight in this photo, • binoculars, • projector connectors, • multiple Gameboy Lights (a Gameboy sold in Japan but never in the U.S.), • Gameboy link cables, • plenty of foreign AC adapters, • prism glasses for watching movies in bed, • sunglasses, • earplugs for concerts, • Ultimate Ears UE18 earplugs for flights, • Gameboy link cable, • tons of pencils for pencil games on flights, • tons of pens, • tons of sharpies, • tons of paint pens (signing), • red-blue-purple-yellow-green laser pointers, • credit cards, • hotel cards, • airline cards, • hard rock card, • medical cards, • small accessories like olloclip iPhone lens adapter, • Square, • flash keys, • flash media adapters, • cigarette lighter dual USB adapter, • audio doubler cable, • iPad USB/SD Card adapters, • toiletries for hotels, • batteries of many types (AA, AAA, CR2, CR128, odder types for things like my bag beeper for locating my suitcase) • eyedrops, • $2 bill pads, • pencil puzzles, • itineraries for upcoming travel...
Only a PC would mention pencil puzzles twice in one sentence.