*Photographed by our fearless lensman, Patrick McMullan.*
New York Rangers roisterer-turned-*Vogue* intern Sean Avery gets away with lots of out-there antics. We draw the line, however, at silver boots. Apparently Hedi Slimane has been passing these things around as a joke and fashion victims like our awkward forward here have fallen for it hook, line and sinker.
What's worse, our favorite metrosexual jackass wore the damn things to something called the FiFi Awards, which is apparently the fragrance industries annual blowout. All we know is if he shows up in ruby slippers at the FrouFrou Awards next week, we're declaring *force majeure* and canceling his contract.
- Jared Paul Stern