Sometimes conversations work better boiled down to their most basic elements. What does an elaborate introduction do that a letterpressed “hello” card can’t? That is, other than all that “social graces” business…
Fortunately, You, Me and the Royal We (via NotCot) has put something together for all occasions, or at least the three biggest ones. In this box, you’ll find cards reading “hello,” “fuck you,” and “I’m sorry”—a fairly common progression, if we may say so. We assume “stop calling” is soon to follow.