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200 Other People We’d Rather See Host the Oscars

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No disrespect to Ellen, but... it’s a little expected and safe to have her host the Oscars (again) this Sunday.

“Then, who?” you might ask. Well, we’re glad you did, because we’ve got an idea or two (hundred) on who we’d rather see host the Oscars.

Seriously, we actually made it all the way up to 200:

1. Jennifer Lawrence 2. Will Ferrell 3. Hugh Jackman 4. Alec Baldwin 5. Meryl Streep 6. Julia Roberts 7. George Clooney 8. Aziz Ansari 9. Tracy Morgan 10. Charles Barkley 11. Howard Stern 12. Steve Martin 13. Kevin Spacey 14. Jimmy Fallon 15. Seth Rogen 16. Louis C.K. 17. Seth Meyers 18. Neil Patrick Harris 19. Conan O’Brien 20. David Letterman 21. Woody Allen 22. Brian Williams 23. Jane Lynch 24. Joel McHale 25. Stephen Colbert 26. John Goodman 27. Justin Timberlake 28. Eddie Murphy 29. Melissa McCarthy 30. Gwyneth Paltrow 31. Julia Roberts 32. Paul Rudd 33. Russell Brand 34. Joaquin Phoenix 35. Michelle Obama 36. Julia Louis-Dreyfus 37. Tom Hanks 38. Drake 39. Christopher Walken 40. Matt Damon 41. Don Cheadle 42. Helen Mirren 43. Ben Affleck 44. Miley Cyrus 45. Matthew McConaughey 46. Woody Harrelson 47. Chris Rock 48. Dave Chappelle 49. Jonah Hill 50-54. Legos 55. Judi Dench 56. John C. Reilly 57. Simon Pegg 58. RuPaul 59. Jack Nicholson 60. Ryan Gosling 61. Mindy Kaling 62.-63. Jay Z and Beyoncé 64. Emily Ratajkowski (preferably in her painted-on swimsuit) 65. Jim Carrey 66. Bill Hader as Stefon 67. Bill Cosby 68. Bill Clinton 69. Sofía Vergara 70.-71. Daft Punk 72. Will Smith 73. Will Arnett 74. Steve Carell 75. Peter Dinklage 76. Joe Biden 77. Cher 78. Nicolas Cage 79. Mila Kunis 80. Bill Murray 81. Jason Segel 82. Harvey Weinstein 83. Ari Emanuel 84. Channing Tatum 85. Emma Stone 86. Shia LaBeouf 87.-88. Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein 89. Lady Gaga 90. Arnold Schwarzenegger 91. Ira Glass 92.-94. Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier 95. Quvenzhané Wallis 96. Joan Rivers 97. Fonzworth Bentley 98. Theophilus London 99. Aaron Paul 100. Questlove 101. Betty White 102. Richard Sherman 103. Patrick Stewart 104. Ian McKellen 105. Scarlett Johansson 106. Scarlett Johansson’s Voice 107. Björk (in her swan dress) 108. Rob Ford 109. Kate Upton 110. Anna Kendrick 111. Marina Abramović 112.-113. Kate and Rooney Mara 114. Kate McKinnon (as Ellen) 115. Cecily Strong 116. Dana Carvey 117. Tony Kornheiser 118. Michael Wilbon 119. Mark Summers 120. Jon Hamm 121. Drunk Joe Namath 122. Anthony Bourdain 123. Justin Theroux 124. Alex Trebek 125. Kristen Wiig 126. Spike Jonze 127. Martin Scorsese 128. Quentin Tarantino 129. David Lynch 130. Keanu Reeves 131. Bruce Willis 132. Robert Downey Jr. 133. Jack Black 134. Brian Cranston 135. David Miscavige 136. Christoph Waltz 137. Joe Pesci 138. Danny DeVito 139.- 140. Key & Peele 141. Jerry Seinfeld 142. Larry David 143. Jason Bateman 144. Jay Leno 145. Bill Maher 146. Pat Kiernan 147. Sandra Bullock 148. Roberto Benigni 149. Charlize Theron 150.-151. Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb 152. James Lipton 153. Gabourey Sidibe 154. Valerie Cherish 155. Emma Thompson 156.-168. The Muppets 169-170. Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski 171-172. The Jamaican Bobsled Team 173.-198. The Final Roster of Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers 199-200. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

  • Kempt Staff